Full from eating loads of challah bread and chicken, Mike joins the Kalvaris to over-share about his kissing skills.
Tammy Kalvari robbed the cradle when she married Damon’s brother Jason. They talk about how Bernice had a pregnancy scare, how Damon’s sister doesn’t have a food off-switch and how Tammy is still dead scared coming to South Africa.
The Kalvaris return to the show after a brief hiatus from recording. They reveal the craziness of their budget holiday in Plettenberg Bay, Damon’s Aygo woes and is Bernice ready for kettle-boiled eggs?
Bernice’s old school friend Tzippy Finkelstein joins the Kalvaris to reminiscence about embarrassing school experiences, Tzippy’ holiday in Cape Town, her vaginismus and how to calculate the number of men a woman has slept with.
We are drawn into a robust debate on the etiquette of a gay hook-up, penta-headers and redtube.com. Also on the menu is Bernice’s chocolate-making mania, Yael sandwiched between two Scots and how Damon is an E-student at cleaning house.
Democratic Alliance Member of Parliament – the (dis?)Honourable Shadow Deputy Minister for Sport, Darren Bergman, takes a break from parliamentary rugby and joins the Kalvaris to talk about Penny Sparrow, politics, poo and a three-state solution for Israel.
As the end of year draws near, Damon and Bernice commiserate on the effect of electric cuts, new faribels, old faribels and Bernice not meeting Damon’s expectations of being a good sidekick on his radio report card.
Since Philip’s departure the Kalvaris have an opportunity to relax a bit and communicate as a couple. They commiserate over Philip leaving Bernice high and dry at the till, their misadventures in skinny dipping and why their friend Laurence chastised Bernice for not warning him to not be a racist.
The Kalvaris talk Scientology with the previous spokesman for the Church of Scientology, turned author, blogger and speaker. Ryan Hogarth shares his journey in Scientology which resulted in him being shunned by the church, his family and friends.
Philip the Spanish vet joins the Kalvaris to discuss horse teeth, fistulas and how he used to follow a previously beautiful Bernice around in Montreal in the 1990’s. Bernice’s friend gets grumpy over a Shabbat dinner when Philip tells her she is a hamster on a hamster wheel.
Bernice turns 42 and has been bawling her eyes out all day. Damon and her friend Tamara try cheer her up. Turns out that Tamara believes that the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 has been spotted in Soweto. 134kg Damon manages to complete the 94.7 Cycle Challenge on his 12kg bicycle.
By chance Bernice watches the movie Misery and is depressed that she may be too much like Annie (Kathy Bates) for comfort. Yael joins the Kalvari’s to talk about her genitalia and Bernice joins in the fun to share her various gynaecologist’s diagnoses.
Deep Fried Man (aka Daniel Friedman) joins the Kalvaris to talk about being an obnoxious chubby prepubescent getting off on being stroked by his schoolgirl friends, and sings about his Lithuanian Jewish roots how hard it is to be the only nice person in Boko Haram.