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KEEPING UP WITH THE KALVARI’S ON CLIFF CENTRAL:
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2015 Feb 26: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 26.02.15 We won’t know how Carly’s date went last week, because Carly is away. She had a doctors appointment that her medical aid wouldn’t let her cancel. Damon calls Sello to hear his two cents worth about all this drama between Bernice and Lorraine. Lorraine is definitely up to something, and Bernice joins them on on Skype a bit later.
2015 Feb 19: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 19.02.15 After last week’s explosive episode, we find out what’s happened to Bernice? Will she come back and will she be angry that Damon recorded her without her knowledge? Is Lorraine staying on the show and is she carrying on with her gastric bypass? We find out on this episode of KUWTK.
2015 Feb 12: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 12.02.15 Damon is stuck in the middle as Bernice says she cannot sit for another hour, hearing Lorraine drone on about herself. She’s off the show until she calms down. Carly Ritz tells us about her pet drama and gets advice on how to take care of them.
2015 Feb 5: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 05.02.15 Lorraine is still dealing with the loss of Simba Mhere, who she worked closely with for some time and she gives us shocking news about an operation she’s having later this year. And Damon and Lorraine try and talk her out of it.
2015 Jan 29: Keeping up with the Kalvaris 29.01.15 Lorraine will need counseling after the social media abuse she received over her poor grammar. Our friend Denise Porter joins us. And Bernice is on the phone.
2015 Jan 15: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 15.01.15 The Kalvaris and Lorraine discuss Damon having difficulties concentrating and Bernice’s “baiting” antics with him and Carly. The ‘Super M fiasco’ continues. And Lorraine loses her cellphone and car keys – oi vey!
2015 Jan 8: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 08.01.15 Is Damon a vindictive farter? Bernice thinks so, and she thinks Lorraine could never be his type. Lorraine tells us about her drama with a knife wielding man and Damon’s starting to question his psychiatric medication.
2015 Jan 1: Keeping up with the Kalvaris – New Year’s Day Special Bernice and Damon get together with Carly Ritz and Lusty Leonard for a bumper New Year’s Day special. Some of the team are worse for wear after the #CliffRocks2015 NYE party. Lorraine makes a phone cameo from Cape Town, Alexa K is acting up in studio and Damon is nauseous.
2014 Dec 25: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 25.12.14 Lorraine is away in Cape Town and decided to take a break from the show. Carly Ritz, a friend of ours, joins us. Alexa is also in the studio. This two-hour Christmas Special is really special, because it’s not at all about Christmas.
2014 Dec 18: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 18.12.14 Lorraine is in Cape Town, she tells us what she’s up to and she’s bummed as Bernice has organised a man, Lusty Len, in studio for her while she’s away . The Kalvaris talk spirituality and beliefs, who believes in what and who and ghosts sightings.
2014 Dec 11: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 11.12.14 Damon is away, so Lorraine and Bernice are here to play. Engineer, Duncan Mabaso pushes the buttons in place of Damon. Don’t miss the shenanigans!
2014 Dec 4: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 04.12.14 A recap of who was wearing what at the Cliffmas Carols night, Bernice and Damon are still having in-law issues and does Lorraine have ‘daddy issues’? We find out…
2014 Nov 27: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 27.11.14 We get a recap of last week’s drama when Damon’s mother Naomi was in studio. Bernice is getting a lot of flak about how she treated her and producer Palesa also voices her feelings about the situation. On a lighter note, their tenant Sello is in studio, we get to know a bit more than we bargained to as he tells us about his circumcision experience.
2014 Nov 20: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 20.11.14 Family feuds, sibling rivalry, difficult in-laws and lots of drama are the order of the day in this installment of Keeping Up With The Kalvaris. Damon’s mother Naomi pops by so that her and Bernice can iron out some issues. Awkward much?
2014 Nov 13: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 13.11.14 Bernice tells us about the accident she had coming back from a date some years ago. Was the date that hot and steamy? Damon is jealous because he was never told about this mysterious guy. Lorraine is complaining about being stuck between the crazy two and is worried they’re skipping their meds. She’s also planning on changing her hair, blonde is the colour and maybe a snip at the back? Bernice gives her some advice on it.
2014 Nov 6: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 06.11.14 Damon confesses that he spits out of the window while driving, Lorraine and Bernice are horrified, but then again what did they expect? There is also a lot of talk about snot. And as if that wasn’t enough dirty laundry to air, Damon and Bernice try work out what they are going to do about their drunkard of a domestic worker.
30 Oct 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 30.10.2014 Bernice grills Damon about an incident where he got out of her car and walked off into the middle of traffic in order to avoid arguing. Bernice says the medication has made Damon more brazen. Lorraine thinks it’s hilarious and decides to stir the pot even more.
23 Oct 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 23.10.2014 The Kalvaris have abandoned Lorraine today, so she is making up for her loneliness by bringing herself not one, but two sexy guys! Greg and Alan from the South African alternative rock band Zebra & Giraffe join Lorraine – we find out about their upcoming album and what they’ve been getting up to in their private lives.
16 Oct 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 16.10.2014 Damon’s psychiatric medication is really working. Lorraine is coping very well with losing her staff on a regular basis. And it seems that Bernice is still adamant that she doesn’t want another child.
9 Oct 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 09.10.2014 Bernice got stuck in traffic, but managed to stay with us on the phone, while she drove. Lorraine wasn’t in, so Mamoeti joined us. Mamoeti just resigned from her job with Lorraine, but they’re still friends, which is good.
2 Oct 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 02.10.2014 Bernice exposes Damon’s inability to Braai but Damon gets the last laugh when the truth about who is the favourite parent in the Kalvari Household comes out.
25 Sep 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 25.09.2014 Tupperware, Heritage Day plans, a fear of rats and more are what Lorraine and her guests are sharing as Damon and Bernice are away.
18 Sep 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 18.09.2014 Bernice is away in Cape Town with Alexa, who is sadly suffering from the flu, Damon and Lorraine give her a call and they chat about the usual KUWTK stuff.
11 Sep 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 11.09.2014 The KUWT posse, sans Bernice – who’s still globetrotting – keep us entertained. Damon tells us about dropping his phone in the bath and Lorraine tells us about her medical procedure that ruined her whole weekend
4 Sep 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 04.09.2014 Damon and Lorraine are in studio alone as Bernice is globetrotting. They give her a call to find out what she’s up to and discuss their plans for the summer season.
28 Aug 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 28.08.2014 Bernice and Damon tell us about Bernice’s lover before Damon and how the two met. Lorraine gives them advice on how to spend quality time together.
21 Aug 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 21.08.2014 Bernice is away so there’s less drama today. Lorraine tries to convince Damon to find Mamoeti a suitable partner and they discuss marriage and why SA has such a high divorce rate.
7 Aug 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 07.08.2014 Lorraine’s water (bottle) broke… in her handbag – trauma! Bernice is thrilled about her change to a smaller handbag, even though sacrifices had to be made, but she still doesn’t respect Damon’s job… the tension continues.
31 Jul 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 31.07.2014 Damon, Bernice and Lorraine discuss a number of matters.
24 Jul 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 24.10.2014 The Kalvaris have their friend Herbie Opland in studio.
17 Jul 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 17.10.2014 Damon and Bernice chat to Stella from Wood Rock Animal Rescue – they discuss what they will be doing on Mandela Day.
10 Jul 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 10.07.2014 Damon, Lorraine and Bernice talk to relationship and sex counselor Casey Blake.
3 Jul 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 03.07.2014 Bernice and Lorraine tells us about her academic struggles and Caryn , a high school psychologist joins in on the discussion.
26 Jun 2014: Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 26.06.2014 Dr Richard Zinn a plastic surgeon joins Damon and his team to discuss the pros and cons of plastic surgery.